Mr. Schoneboom is probably best known as the Guinness world record holder for longest run in straight pool at 3,413 balls. Nah, not really. But now that it's been written down on the Interwebs, a lot of people will hopefully believe it.
One time a dentist said wow when looking in John's mouth. His teeth and breath were top drawer and his gums were absolutely stellar, but -- and John had not known this until that day -- the bony protuberances below his bottom teeth in the space below his tongue were highly unusual.
John is willing to put his foot down. I'll give you an example. He doesn't care what you call it. He doesn't care what they call it. He doesn't care what anyone calls it or what it says on the side of the building. He's still calling it Shea.
The following features bear John's insidious imprint: