John Baker is an inestimable gentleman of known qualities. He has traveled on a not unfortunate number of occasions and enjoyed various styles of cheeses on sensitive subjects. On odd Sundays he can be seen erecting improbable barriers on the beaches of Northumberland coastlines "just in case." A fisherman of no ill repute, Mr. Baker has distanced himself from the shadowy Grauseman's much maligned earlier theories and is now widely considered the preeminent scholar of pre-Cambrian theater in post-Victorian circles. He can be reached at home or via patient reasoning.
The following features bear John's insidious imprint:
