A song for when things get freaky.
Through the door
sit right down
Order up a drink and take a look around
Everyone in here is putting on a show
Kicking back and smile as they start to glow
There's Doris
with her man
dancing in a mini-mouse skirt, grabbing sand
Tongue dart
Venom stare
She be seeing something when there's nothing there
Trust me on this one, it's a total horror show
Hi there bud
Here's my card
I'm up in your face I call this my backyard
Politician lawyer salesman
Phone in my car
And I say blah blah blah blah blah
Suddenly
here's my face
Please take my opinion fresh from outer space
It's a normal thing for me to butt right in
Don't know where I'm going so I'll tell you where I've been
Guess what?
Surprise
You're my brand new thing that I will idolize
Hope you like remoras cuz
I won't let go
Grabbing on your leg cuz I'm a total freakshow
Trust me on this one, it's a total horror show