Features by Type: Commentary
A Man of Forty
"Not bad...almost as good as new!"
Angst Among the Whores
One fine night in Nairobi...
The heart-rending tale of one woman's elusive search for a marketable, filthy domain name that nobody else has grabbed yet. Caution: This one really is quite filthy.
Geordie Mike and the X-Ray Eye
Wherever you gan you're sure to find a Geordie...
How Posh Is Posh Spice? A Guide for the Foreign Visitor
From the Bonkworld Lecture Series, the discerning observer's guide to such unerring class indicators as jaw tension and the Price-Commodity Reflex.
Jonathan Baker digs deep into Grandad's songbook and pulls out this instant classic, brought to you by the magic of international phone lines and assorted recording devices.
John's World of Freethrows
A great new game with enormous time-wasting potential. Come on. Enter my world.
On Bathroom Lighting
You may be ugly, but you're not
A dangerous new study of creative time-wasting and the English Worker
When the sheep hits the wall. It happens.
South American Designer Potatoes
The banned masterpiece by exiled guest contributor Roman Krznaric.
Spend the Federal Budget!
Go on a $1.26 trillion spending spree! Whoopee! The People are speaking!
The Bad Stick
Can a pool cue be evil? Yes. Naughty, evil pool cue.
Fighting children is a tricky business.
The Bullet Train
Cars are sooooo twentieth century. Get hip to the new way to travel. Fast, fabulous, and cheap.
The Geordie Chronicles
Tragically hilarious tales of crushed dreams and perpetual aspirations. Giiiiive me an N and an E and a Wubble You See...
The Sausage and the City
At the heart of the existential novel...the sausage! Who knew?
Total Eclipse of the Sun
I was there! I was there! I was there!
World Trade Center Flash Animation
We actually made the newspapers and national television for this one...in Mexico!
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2 December 2023: "It's the next day!"