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  • Recent FeatureMixed Doubles
  • A magic story that's never the same twice.
  • Recent FeatureLie2Me
  • A catchy little ditty about wars and the lying bastards who start them.
  • Recent FeatureYamabushi
  • A song, a story, a video. And Jim Del Rossi on guitar!
  • Random FeatureThe Poetry of Meat Gizmo
  • We dragged him out of the pool hall and beat him with flank steaks until he emitted poetry.
  • Random FeatureThe Amazing Space Machine
  • I'm telling you, these Big Boy's Space Facts are going to blow your mind.
  • Random FeatureThe Eleventh
  • Every day is September 11 for Jack Pendleton

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