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Fast, Clean & Safe

Way back when the world was young, there was a band that had Dan Gold on drums, Tom Hays on guitar, Dave Stern on sax, clarinet, and whatever else you asked him to play, and John Schoneboom on bass. A lot of people assumed a lot of things about the name of the band, but the truth is it was based on an ad: Take the train to the plane, it's fast, clean, and safe!

The following features bear Fast, Clean &'s insidious imprint:

  1. Paranoia: I smell trouble.
  2. Woodstock: It's Woodstock, Jim -- but not as we know it.
  3. Truth in Advertising: They couldn't say it if it wasn't true.
  4. What: All I could say was...what?